Jojo Siwa is trying to kill your children!! Just kidding. She is 16 years old and probably has about 0% involvement with anyof the rainbow-colored products making her and her family extremely rich. Well maybe now she’ll pay more attention or at the very least hire one of Gwyneth Paltrow‘s fact-checkers, because one of her Jojo Siwa-branded products has been recalled from Claire’s after it was discovered there was asbestos in it. Well your kids will definitely look like they’re wearing blush when they’re choking on their lung cancer.
People reports that Jojo is in trouble with the FDA. The YouTube millionaire (ugh) and occasional nanny of North West has had some “cosmetics” (I can’t in all honesty call them that) pulled from Claire’s. She and Claire’s teamed up to sell a make up kit to children because they need the makeup to look brighter at work and on dates. Just kidding, it’s because we need to make money off literally everything and everyone living or dead!
Jojo was selling eyeshadow, lip gloss, and nail polish to anyone with–I’m assuming–$4.99 in their pocket. Along with that D-Grade quality makeup, the children were also taking home some asbestos.
The FDA announced that the product tested positive for asbestos and that it had been recalled from Claire’s stores.
Jojo will soon be coming out with a reverse-sequin journal similar to her “Dance Your Bow Off!” one which reads: “Cough Your Lungs Out!” and then reverses into the phone-number for poison control. And lucky for her North West only uses KKW Beauty so she didn’t catch asbestos from any free swag Jojo handed her way.
This is also three months after Claire’s pulled other products from stores because of asbestos. So I guess Claire’s loves asbestos? Does it make the makeup last longer? Like when people cut cocaine with baby powder or flour? I mean, Claire’s is a hustler I guess? Can’t sell cheap flip-flips for $3 without cutting corners somewhere.
Jojo has yet to comment on this matter but expect a rainbow-colored video response on this, because isn’t that how YouTubers make statements? Over-dramatic 40 minute long videos?
Listen, I’m not shocked when Claire’s jewelry turns my ears or fingers green; that’s unreasonable. They’re 10 for $20! That means it’s two dollars each ma’am! Quality does not cost two dollars! I mean, I guess you shouldn’t expect to get literally poisoned by the makeup either, but come on: a risk is a risk.
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