We love when children do silly things with their innocent, unsuspecting minds, like the doting daughter who made her mum a lovely nude portrait.
Sometimes if we’re lucky adults mess up too like the mum who got her child a thermos which had the word ‘cum’ on it.
But for this week’s family oversight we have a boy who drew a flower for his mum, but it looks, well, like a vagina.
Mum Tracey Pratt was left in hysterics when she saw Jack’s drawing which was meant to be a tulip.
The 41-year-old from Middlesex was red-faced when she realised that Jack had been excitedly waving his masterpiece across the school playground.
To be fair, he was six at the time. And it’s unlikely other six-year-olds would have clocked on.
Tracey, from Uxbridge, couldn’t help but laugh at the ‘tulip’ Jack had painted as it looks very much like lady bits.
The mum-of-two who works as a security officer decided to keep the painting to ‘embarrass’ Jack, now 11, when he is older.
She dug out the old picture to reminisce about the hilarious moment.
‘It was probably the funniest school run I have ever had, Jack came out of class waving his artwork all over the place,’ she said.
‘The other parents were laughing, and it wasn’t until I took the paper off him, I realised why.
‘Immediately I told him to put it in his bag but he was hesitant as he was so proud of his work.’
Though it’s still hilarious to the family, Jack is still oblivious.
‘I tried to hold the laughter in as I didn’t want him to feel offended, so I asked with my poor attempt of a straight face “what is that?”
‘I still to this day can’t see how it is a tulip, but I went along with it anyway telling him it is lovely.
‘My friends and I were in hysterics, we still laugh about it to this day.
‘Jack is in his final year of primary school and learning about sex education, so I asked him if he knows why the tulip he painted is so funny.
‘But he is still unsure so I will save for his 18th birthday to embarrass him in front of his friends.
‘It is safe to say his drawing is much better now and he hasn’t brought any more rude drawings back.’
With sex ed lessons coming up, the penny is sure to drop soon.
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