Woman orders marble chopping board from Amazon and gets a penis-y surprise

What do you see when you look at the picture above?

Perhaps it looks like someone has photocopied their junk in the work stationery cupboard? Or like one of the more tasteful of Seth from Superbad’s phallic drawings?

What is actually is is a marble-style chopping board one woman bought from Amazon, which has got the internet in stitches after it was posted online.

The woman’s friend tweeted a picture of the board, saying: ‘My friend ordered these cutting boards and this is what she got.’

The veiny protrusion appears to be a product of a randomised process that creates a marble-like pattern.

But despite it being a fluke, there’s no way we could stop ourselves thinking of penises every time we made a meal.

Other people were also tickled by the rude cutting boards, and the tweet now has a whopping 331,000 likes.

A large number of people also decided to buy the boards in response, but sadly no one yet has had such a pornographic pattern on theirs.

One person replied: ‘I don’t see what the problem is, they gave her free meat.’

Another said: ‘I think this is an actual penis like tell me that isn’t a ween photo copied.’

It’s not the first Amazon related blunder we’ve seen recently. This man has found himself bombarded with parcels of rubber ducks, despite not even having an account on the site.

A mum also hit headlines after buying ‘one-size-fits-all’ veneers on the platform. Reader, they did not fit all.

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